Once again stealing from Caroline's mind to give you a Top Ten Reasons Why This Weekend Will Be a Suckish Failure. (Except only five because I don't want to list out 10 ridiculous reasons)
5) I have to pay overdue fines for my library books. Not really a big deal in the whole grand scheme of things, but it's money. And I'm nearly positive my mom is going to make me pay for it. Which sucks because then it's not only money, but it's my money. ugh.
4) Courtney's going to be upset that Austin is gone for the weekend (omg, get over it!). The WHOLE weekend. Like on labor day weekend you're just supposed to go on vacation for one day. Yeah...right.
3) I'm pet-sitting for a dog who hates me. Growls everytime I move a single muscle. I'm terrified of going into the living room for fear that she might bite my head off. And to get the full picture of this, you'll have to realize that this dog is old. Real old. For a dog, I mean. And tiny. But I keep thinking she's going to jump up on me and knock me down and then start eating me. Or just biting me. It's scary. She's a terrifying dog.
2) I'm going shopping with my grandparents. I mean, grandparent and step-grandparent. How do you go shopping with people you just saw last Saturday for the first time in a good 7 years? What do you buy. I guess books, maybe a jacket. Something. Whatever. Ugh. This will be awkward.
1) And the big kahunah (sp? why do they say that, anyway?): I'm having lunch with my sisters, my dad, and his new wife (new siblings by the way, too. Something I found out about an hour ago. two stepsisters and two more stepbrothers). *yay!*. I don't even know how this is going to work out. I don't know what to do. I don't want to go. I don't want to meet her. I don't want to. I just don't. Why does this have to be my life? Why can't it be someone else's? I really don't want to.
And just so I'm not a huge downer, 3 Reasons Why It Won't
3) I get 50 dollars for said pet-sitting
2) There are NUTTY BARS here! We NEVER have Nutty Bars at my house, not anymore. I'm really excited and actually eating one now. Yay Nutty Bars!
1) Giant, HUGE, MONSTROUS party at your house! happy happy! Even though I'm exaggerating a tad. But just a tad. =)
So I leave you with that. A post. A substantial one.
Heather
Friday, August 29, 2008
more thievery
from the mind of Heather at 8:18 PM
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5 pairs of penny loafers:
are you insinuating that my reasons were ridiculous?
because...
yeah, you're right.
damn it.
See blog post.
love you
Caroline
I, too, am petsitting.
But I'm also spending hours talking to a boy I like a lot but will never like enough.
Doing homework in advance so my week won't be as hellish as the last two.
And also pretending to work on my portfolio but not actually working on it.
Love you.
-Anna
Wait, what?! Fifty dollars! I'm definitely getting dark chocolate M&Ms in exchange for petsitting...haha.
ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, maybe I went a bit overboard with the exclamation marks...hmmm...
oh my gosh. that's pretty darn terrible. sorry. : - (
the lunch sounds the worst. was it? life has been pretty...okay...ish? it's a see saw. i wrote a poem about it. and i know it's not great. so i might just put it on my regular blog.
and then...i've spent my time being avoided/ humiliated/ stressed out/ writing emails i wish i had the guts to send and live up to.
other than that life's dandy! *ha*
: - ) love you,
emilea
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